you give some you get some

I'll write something funny/interesting/not shit here later when I have some inspiration/motivation/give a fuck-tion. For now I am just going to leave it and I go to sleep/read on my iPhone for too long/go back on the computer when I can't sleep.

Australian Slang

  • spag bol: spaghetti bolognese
  • maccas: mcdonalds
  • ranga: person with red hair (from orangutan!)
  • woop woop: the middle of nowhere (very far away)
  • arvo: afternoon (see also: s'arvo, meaning, this afternoon)
  • chrissy: christmas
  • thongs: "flip-flops" them things that go on your feet
  • bikkies: biscuit
  • prawn: the much better version of "shrimp"
  • brekkie: breakfast
  • bludge: to not do anything/skip school (see also: bludger, a person who routinely skives off)
  • chokkers: really full
  • bogan: the Australian version of rednecks but with less guns
  • drongo: dumbarse, idiot
  • mozzie: a mosquito
  • chook: a chicken
  • dropkick: useless loser
  • gobbie: blowjob
  • Franga: condom

jennahamilton:

you cant show me movies and television shows about ghosts and zombie apocalypses while giving me books with adventures featuring heroes fighting for the sake of the world and tales of demigods and wizards and then expect me to be content living in a world where you work at a job five days a week and come home at night to do it all over again until you die

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

This is why I don’t like going to the hairdressers….

This is why I don’t like going to the hairdressers….

(via thatfunnyblog)

diebywwe:

Heath Ledger winning an Oscar for ‘Best Supporting Actor’ for his role as ‘The Joker’ in The Dark Knight (2008)

will forever reblog this

(Source: youreinnewy0rktoday, via finniecks)

fasterfood:

“ur fly is down” i say to my friend. he looks at his zipper, but i was actually referring to his pet fly. it seemed pretty upset

(via iwillmindfuckyou)

nanceswithwolves:

generalklytus:

thekingdomofben:

No really Hermione you’re way better than him

Well actually Harry produced a powerful patronus at only 13 years old, cheated death twice, and destroyed the most terrible dark wizard that ever terrorized anyone ever.

yeah but hermione punched draco in the face

(Source: elledrivers, via alessandralucia)

siskyisoutofbusiness:

omfG SO TODAY IN PHYSICS THIS GIRL’S PHONE WENT OFF AND HER RINGTONE WAS SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND AND MY TEACHER STOOD UP AND SAID TURN THAT THING OFF IF I HEAR IT AGAIN I WILL PERSONALLY TRACK DOWN RIHANNA AND EXPLAIN TO HER THAT DIAMONDS DO NOT SHINE THEY REFLECT

(Source: mountincest, via alessandralucia)